Who knew? People seem to think that I know things about why the economy appears to be recessing. I don't. I am not short of advice though.
Stop reading the business part of the news and start reading about Maddie again. I suspect none of you own any stocks, so no action needed on that part. If you wanna buy a condo in Miami I believe two months from now might be a good time. If you want to buy anything in the US, they already offer "cheap be's the dollar, to USA we fly" shopping trips (P.S. they have a roller coaster in the Mall of Americas...totally worth it). If you have a retirement fund, just don't retire. If you have a job, great, if you don't have a job - get one.
But all you really need to do is go to the mall and blow your hard earned cash on gadgets, ideally made in China so it makes those guys feel better about that rumor of us not wanting to buy their junk anymore and in turn they will chill out, stop starting this stupid recession and we can keep buying their junk. It will help everyone. If only every man, woman and child in America focused on buying stuff like they were taught to, this little panic could be averted and we could just continue to focus on buying cheap nice gadgets forever and happily ride into the sunset. Do it!
I already did my part. And she is one pretty gadget.
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as soon as i get my "economic stimulus" check from the fed, i'm going out and getting myself a gadget too. go america! go deficits! go almost-recessions!
Do I get an economic stimulus check too?
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