Wednesday, 6 February 2008

Americana: Let The Border Be Here

Oh let that wagon rolling westward stop right here.

This amazing opportunity for any parent to become the proud owner of a jacuzzi can only be a Williamsburgh hipster's revenge against the bible beaters that cheated him out of his right to wear leotards back in Catholic school, or wait, is there any way this is real?

Do I have any eligible bachelors willing to test the system? Any ladies willing to enter the contest?

2 comments:

nici said...

I'll do it. And it sounds like Miss Texas is in, too. What better way to pay off my student loans?

Miss Chris said...

Exactly. Newly acquired husband will put you up for good money. I am just a bit worried because you are so not prepubescent anymore.